I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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