i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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