it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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