My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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