i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I think people are normalizing furries
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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