Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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