I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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