sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize