Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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