How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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