Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
