If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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