think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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