I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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