Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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