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(703): View more from Virginia

it wasn't lemon gatorade

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(763): View more from Minnesota

i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.

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(561): View more from Florida

I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.

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(904): View more from Florida

I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.

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(310): View more from California

it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.

(662): View more from Mississippi

Challenge accepted. See you in hell.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied

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(407): View more from Florida

Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation

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