jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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