was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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