Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm always down for nudity.
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