I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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