tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Green mimosas i think yes
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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