yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
