About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
where am i from again
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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