i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
its not stalking. its research.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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