Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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