Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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