so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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