Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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