Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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