He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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