Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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