Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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