I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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