i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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