why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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