i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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