i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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