he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The power of my boobs compel you
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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