They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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