how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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