Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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