We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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