I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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