i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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