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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem

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(251): View more from Alabama

Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.

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(302): View more from Delaware

he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.

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(480): View more from Arizona

She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...

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(772): View more from Florida

it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry

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I'm hurrying

(307): View more from Wyoming

Dude. She just shit herself.

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(727): View more from Florida

You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?

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(765): View more from Indiana

The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...

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(813): View more from Florida

My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7

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