Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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