And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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