apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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