I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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