You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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