am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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