i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
