i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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