I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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